The last round of newcomers joined the rest of the MAFS gang and predictably, it was spicy as fuck.
while Jess other Domenica’s blow out — which you can read all about in PEDESTRIAN.TV’s recap — was a standout, the chaos gave the good people of the internet a new ship. Certified baddies who seem like genuinely nice people, Anthony other Selina.
When Selina started crying about her relo at the dinner table, wet piece of toast cody didn’t hug, reassure or comfort her.
He went: “See what I mean, that’s what does my nut”. Not the vibes, sir. But why am I not surprised he’s being such a dick given he literally said he was less attracted to her because she’s Asian.
Anyway, everyone online is firmly Team Selina. As they should be.
— Drewww. (@Justdr3wit) February 23, 2022
Oh my gosh!
Selina is sitting right next to you in tears and you can’t even spare her a glance! Huh! #MAFSAU
— •BRITTY• (@BrittyVannessa) February 23, 2022
Cody: Yeah it fully does me NUT when me wife has needs ay? #MAFSAU
— Georgi’s pure rose oil (@90dayvajayjay) February 23, 2022
— Jen Lee (@jenleeren) February 23, 2022
Plus, DILF Anthony and his bride Selin also had some (more) beef. She doesn’t like that he puts his feet on the coffee table. He said she didn’t have the “capability” for a relationship. default stuff.
My favorite revelation was that Anthony bought Selin Macca’s and then sent her the receipt and his bank details.
Any relationship can be improved by getting Splitwise it seems.
— ???? (@britttanyk) February 23, 2022
Anthony, come on over. My feet are on the coffee table right now. #MAFSAU
— Daria (@daria_kill) February 23, 2022
— Steph the sarcastic sequin (@Steph_Simmons89) February 23, 2022
— Nez (@fraggle73) February 23, 2022
We are so starved for genuine romance that a 30 second interaction between Anthony and Selina was enough to make the Twitter Shippers go wild.
— Gigi (@liveforrealZ) February 23, 2022
anthony and selina would be cute #mafs
— ☀️ (@supercutcth) February 23, 2022
— Nurse no fixed address (@suzannemcm) February 23, 2022
I am hanging on to hope that the experts mixed up Selin and Selina’s names.
— Nez (@fraggle73) February 23, 2022
— Yasmin???????? (@mango_heaux) February 23, 2022
Omg are Selina and Anthony gonna get together ???? #MAFSAU
— Jordan ✌???? (@jordanelise_x) February 23, 2022
Anthony and Selina need to pair up #MAFSAU
— Derek (@hahumpf) February 23, 2022
I don’t condone cheating but if cheating us gonna happen please let it be Selina and Anthony ✌️ #MAFSAU
— ????Phoebe???? (@PicassoBlue98) February 23, 2022
Look…I’m just saying…I can ship it.
But there’s another possible pairing that could come up in a cheating scandal. After being thoroughly roasted by his bride Jess, newcomer Daniel was both redfaced and sad. Relatable.
He ended up chatting down at the other end of the table with fellow newcomer Carolina.
Carolina is married to Dionwho wore the ugliest, shiniest, most tackily expensive looking Balmain jacket I’ve ever seen.
— Andy (@Skualg) February 23, 2022
I don’t care if it’s Balmain, it’s fucking hideous #MAFSAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) February 23, 2022
Anyway, jackets aside. Let me set the scene. Daniel and Carolina were sat together and they started discussing what physical qualities they were attracted to in a partner. Carolina said someone tall. Dion is not tall.
“Sometimes it feels like the matches are … um … interesting,” Daniel said.
Can you see where this is going, class? This is foreshadowing 101 and the internet is suspect.
— Amy… (@xMissxAmyx) February 23, 2022
— Slabberin (@slabberin) February 23, 2022
Daniel and Carolina bonding ???? #MAFSAU
— Not Leah (@notnotleah) February 23, 2022
Honestly I can completely understand Danny “cheating” with Carolina. Jess is a nightmafe #MAFSAU
— Kait Nicole (@Kait_Nicole7) February 23, 2022
Carolina and Dan ???? #MAFSAU
— hslot (@hslotupdates_) February 23, 2022
— alysha (taylor’s version) (@intosneedy) February 23, 2022
So the promised cheating scandal is a mystery for another week, I suppose. But things will deff get spicy in Sunday night’s commitment ceremony.
I reckon we should all prepare to look like Al for the entire 90 minute episode.
—Louis ???? (@theKoala_Man) February 23, 2022
Married At First Sight airs on Sunday at 7pm and Monday to Wednesday at 7:30pm on Channel Nine and 9Now.
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